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"People who complain about taxes can be divided into two classes: men and women."
- Unknown
"Like mother-in-law, taxes are often misunderstood, but seldom forgotten."
- Lord Bramwell, 19th Century English jurist
"The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale."
- Arthur C. Clarke, author
"Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is really quite as satisfying as an income tax refund."
- F. J. Raymond, humorist
A tax loophole is "something that benefits the other guy. If it benefits you, it is tax reform."
- Russell B. Long, U.S. Senator
"Few of us ever test our powers of deduction, except when filling out an income tax form."
- Laurence J. Peter, author
"The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax."
Albert Einstein, physicist
"Where there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the unjust less on the same amount of income."
- Plato
"Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf."
- Will Rogers, humorist
"There are TWO things in life is for sure, death and taxes"
- Unknown
